when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
by ZipItGood April 1, 2011
Get the Couch Buttmug. A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
by Carnage1106 June 27, 2011
Get the blue couchmug. by Thegooseknowsbest July 28, 2016
Get the red couchmug. (kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 5, 2010
Get the couch magnetmug. He has a massive penis and he loves making girls squirt and anyone who misses out on his massive cock you should feel sorry 4 them
by connor wallace February 19, 2018
Get the lewi couchmug. by Kay99 April 20, 2011
Get the Couch Whoremug. by AcesHai April 23, 2018
Get the couch bobbingmug.