cooter crammer 

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

cooter crammer by uncletubba May 25, 2021

Cooter Mousse 

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

Cooter Mousse by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

cooter punch 

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy

I absolutely cooter punched ur mother

cooter punch by jymsel May 13, 2022

Cooter Bear 

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.

I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!

Cooter Bear by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022

cooter queen

Bi cuck guy that loves eating his wife's pussy after a man well endowed is done fucking her.

My Lil cuck hubby is my little um eating cooter queen.

cooter queen by C-dub73 June 8, 2023

cooter brown 

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

cooter brown by Reykjavik September 10, 2008

Cooter Brown 

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

Cooter Brown by Reykjavik September 13, 2008