Coon Scouts

Scouting for young black youths.

In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.

by Anal Czar October 31, 2010

sand coon

not to be confused with a sand dune, a sand coon is something no holiday maker wants nearby when they're eating. it's enough to put you off your chips oh yes it is

we went to some arab country on holiday but there were too many sand coons so we came home

by stephenjolly February 15, 2008

Coon-Bear

A large black man.

Wow did you just see that coon-bear steal that tv and jump clear over that fence.

by CgNy91 November 10, 2010

Coon bag

A racist term meaning putting a garbage bag over nigger

You dumb coon bag!

by rollfuckintide15 April 04, 2015

Emo Coon

A African American Who cuts him self with a sharpen chicken Wing

There is a Emo Coon in my store he smells like a chalkboard

by Mr White man jinks December 17, 2019

Coon lover

A non black person who is primarily attracted to black people

Jacob: did you hear Janelle and justen hooked up
Aaron: what the hell! That hoe is such a coon lover

by Panther2020 September 26, 2019

Coon Moon

A Coon Moon is a black mans ass check in the night. A man will coon moon during a drive by to scare the non gay gang.

RANDOM NIGGA: FUCK he is coon mooning.
OTHER RANDOM NIGGA: Don't look unless u on that gay shit.

NIGGA COON MOONING: Ya get the Fuc out before you become a gay ass nigga.

by NAT the nantucket black May 09, 2019