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meth cook

some one who cooks crank in shitty labs like trailers and hunting cabins. usually a hillbilly or mexican. Hillbillys
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
" hey man whats up with that guy i see every few days in the hardware store, hes always buying chemicals like drain cleaner, m.e.k, starting fluid, lithium batteries, and suddefed."

"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."

"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
by i wike crank December 20, 2007
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dane cook fan

Not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what Dane Cook is saying in his comedy routine.

75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.

Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.

The girls all want to fuck him.

They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!
Dane Cook: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!

Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!

BAMF: Do you even know what he said?

Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!

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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??

"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.

Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.
by voorheez January 16, 2008
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Dane Cook

1. An over-the-top, lowgrade comedian that you would get if you mixed Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey, and then took out any charm or comedic talent they had and left only their more annoying attributes. He thinks the more he yells and throws his limbs around the funnier he will be, and I guess society has proven him right. He has a large following of what I can only imagine are pure idiots drunk of their asses looking for a good time and find that a raving lunatic is a GOOD TIME.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.
1. Have you heard Dane Cook?! He wants to be a snake! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.
by The Real Definition July 16, 2008
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cook bricks

1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave
1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")

2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
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Nathan Cooke

One who is completely and unbelievably awesome; one who has an enormous penis and the ability to make everyone happy. Has been none to move away; while previous locations remain shines to those left behind;
Nathan Cooke has such an enormous penis!
Taylor's a faggot
by nate:D December 13, 2010
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Rice Cooker

Fat Man and Little Boy flew over Japan one at a time cooking rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Japanese people
It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a fucking rice cooker
by JustTha June 9, 2019
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DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
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