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nut cookie

When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.
"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."

"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."
by Sir Gusty December 17, 2008
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swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.
I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.
by BDBCage October 14, 2010
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cockist

One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.
Micheal is such a cockist.
by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006
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choking victim

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack
"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim
by Aaron July 28, 2003
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Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!
by UKCPD October 9, 2008
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what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.
PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??
by shaun white is a hotiee January 28, 2007
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Cookie cutter college

A college that requires almost no effort whatsoever. These colleges are likely community or junior colleges, although they do not have to be.

A problem with such institutions is that students believe they are actually achieving something, when in reality they are wasting their time, unless they are transfering to an actual university. Teachers hand out grades because the school recieves money by form of retention rates. Even with the simplicity of this institution, most students end up droppng out; those that do make it out with a degree, usually accomplish nothing as well.
Such an institution exists in San Diego county in the city of Chula Vista, CA by the name of South Western College.

Fuck you and your cookie cutter college!

My bad, I forgot you went to cookie cutter college.
by CAGON619 February 28, 2008
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