Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

conceited

Gene Simmons.

Person 1 - Gene Simmons thinks he's god.
Person 2 - No, he's just the most conceited man on earth.

by JD XD January 16, 2009

codge

An elderly person, a coffin dodger.

"What an absolute codge", "Shut up you old codge".

by 8t August 31, 2007

Congel

A beautiful name that a family with lots of nice caring people in it. best family/person you'll ever meet. lives in skaneateles.

"Woah who's that beautiful nice caring funny kind amazing girl over there?"

"Oh that's a Congel."

by ilovepuppiestheyaremyfavorite June 26, 2014

conager

a sad little man who just needs a hug.

see that guy over there who's always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that's a conager.

by ?lolwut? August 31, 2013

Chonger

Big Penis

You’ve got a big chonger Dr Pittstix

by TrouserBoys4312 October 25, 2018

motion concentration sickness

Different from regular motion sickness, sufferers of motion concentration sickness can enjoy being in a plane, train, or automobile as long as they are not concentrating on something other than the scenery.

Sarah: (driving) I think we missed our turn back there. What does the map say?
Kat: (looks at the map) Yeah, we're about two miles past it. Pull over, I think I'm gonna to puke. Reading the map gave me motion concentration sickness.

Thomas tried to study for his exam while on the bus, but his motion concentration sickness kicked in and gave him a headache that lasted the rest of the day.

by Catalina Kate December 9, 2008