chocolate cigar

A long, firm turd. Often known as a floater.

I laid a large chocolate cigar in the toilet

by Julian Evans April 28, 2006

cigarette

a pinch of dried and shredded tobacco rolled in smoking paper which usually has a filter attached to the end to make the smoke less harsh.
Cigarettes are the best thing out there. Nicotine is probably the only thing that keeps me sane. And you bitches out there that complain about secondhand smoke (i even read on an earlier post someone saying secondhand smoke is twice as bad(???)) should shut the fuck up. You're a bunch of pussies. I love ciggies and i smoke them whenever I feel like it. And yes, I know they cause cancer you fucking idiots. I read the stupid ass warnings on every pack I buy and laugh at them before I light one up. Sorry, I don't really give a fuck if I die before I'm 70 because who the hell wants to be that old anyway. We're all going to die anyway so why not enjoy it? Good cigarette brands include Marlboro, (not ultralights) Camel and Parliments are okay.

Bob- Why do you smoke cigarettes? Don't you know you're killing yourself and the people around you with secondhand smoke!?
Me- Bitch, shut the fuck up secondhand smoke isn't shit and if you're so worried then get the fuck away from me.
Bob- Oh you're right, sorry I'm a dipshit

by Geesoss November 29, 2006

cigarette jeans

super tight, almost painted on pants. prominent in kids with the "punk" style. sometimes with patches, zippers, bleached, sewed, or buttoned. i think its extremely hot. the pants are tight all the way down, from your hipbones (make them super low cut) to your knees, they arent baggy anywhere. they should be like scotch tape for your pants.

katie: what are you staring at?
jade: that boy in the cigarette jeans.

by kristens cool November 30, 2005

ciganization

ciganin means gypsy, so ciganization is the opposite of civilization

a person from USA: tell me about your country
a person from some undeveloped country (for example Bulgaria): there is no civilization here, there is ciganization...

by lillyss October 31, 2007

dirty cigarette

A cigarette with the tip dipped in cocaine.

Dick: "Dude, you're drooling."
Jane: "Ahh shit, I smoked a dirty cigarette and now I can't feel my mouth."
Dick: "Classic."

by mariangelalala November 13, 2011

Class B Cigarette

A cigarette one rolls themselves out of the recycled tobacco in cigarette butts, a used filter and a rolling paper

Look at Bill over there, he's so poor this week he's rolling his own Class B Cigarette.

You know you need to quit smoking when you roll a Class b Cigarette.

I am smoking a Class B Cigarette for a classy kind of night.

by kbrownIVXX October 27, 2011

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009