two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 25, 2021

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 07, 2016

cigarette nazi

basically smokes everywhere. won't let other people breath

Man : Hey did you see that guy? his fume is everywhere!
Man 2 : He is a cigarette nazi folk, nothing to be excited about

by UncleDor May 17, 2020

Cigarette butt

The end of the cigarette that you throw on the ground when you’re done smoking

I was smoking with my friends and I was at the cigarette butt before they were

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.

Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette

by Rusty.Bedspring September 04, 2023

cigarettes

Cigarettes are legit fudging BAD for you also if you see this you probably smoke or want to. =) no offense

Guy 1: Yo! Can i get a pack of cigarettes from you?
Guy 2:Nah man!
Girl 1:Please?
sxy girl 2: Come on we can't get a pack? well then can we get u?
Guy 1: I'm out!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020

Cigarette

Unzipping Lung_cancer.zip...

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20% of 65,536 TB (10.39 MB/s) 40 years remaining...

I got lung cancer from smoking cigarettes

by plasma.exe.exe.exe.exe.E.X.E July 09, 2023