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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
mugGet the ching chong ling long ting tongmug.

ching chong hanji bing bong i cant see

person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-

oof
by ayosussybaka69420 December 6, 2022
mugGet the ching chong hanji bing bong i cant seemug.
Its my cat
Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ŒโœŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซต
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
mugGet the Big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong changmug.
A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
mugGet the ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rongmug.

Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
Bro I just drank 17 coffeesโ€ฆ I pulled a Tony El Chong

Tony El Chong Cuey is him
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
mugGet the Tony El Chong Cueymug.

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