Man Choked

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.

- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers

by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020

Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".

"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"

by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016

choke and blow

Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.

That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!

by Bendorb January 26, 2016

Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018

hoe-choke

put someone up against the wall and put your elbow under the throat

"keep on, and u gonna get hoe-choked up in here"

by Halliese October 18, 2008

Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.

Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.

by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016

choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.

“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗

by Betterthenyoyuyy April 27, 2023