Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014

Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.

Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish

by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018

Char's Kingdom

A groupchat in the finndom for Caleb Finn and Char by some stinky rats, adminned by Nugget(Nug) and Jullien(JR) who are the smelliest bastards.

Baby: can I be in Char's Kingdom insta gc?
JR: no we're full, but we can add you on discord uwu

by sardafade November 8, 2019

chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad

i just fucked a chair bro

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

Chair emoji

An inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis

Chair emoji - an inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis.

Example:

Can’t believe they did that🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

by yamor September 22, 2021

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub is an amazing and beautiful sheep in-bred in the battery pink sheep farm and from then on dyed blue, pulled out of the baby section and then Travis named him Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub. Chairquoisses now hangs above all other sheep in a godlike fashion, we love Chairquoisses. PS : Life Tumor may have made Chairquoisses red but we don't talk about that..

I worship Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub, what an amazing sheep.

by MeowmereTheCat June 10, 2022