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Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017
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mr chan

mr chan is a religious chinese IT teacher. he masturbates to jesus, and then jesus fucked him with a crucifix. the crucifix got stuck and mr dennington came along and sucked his cock. then they killed jesus when they jizzed on him and he died. oh no! the end
god: jesus my g does mr chan deserve to go to heaven?
jesus: he sucked my dick so hell yea
by domwithadick May 3, 2018
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Hey did you see PSY hug his fans? Jackie Chan hugs can be so inspirational.
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Tair-chan

Tair-chan, wassup.
by A smexy thing March 25, 2021
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sui-chan

"It's your shooting star, your diamond in the rough, idol VTuber Hoshimachi Suisei!"

a forever 18 years old girl who will never age who is good at tetris and is also psychopath/suicopath who will murder anyone without mercy
Person A: hey did you see that 18 years old girl who killed her friend

Person B: Ah...must be a sui-chan
by Irere August 22, 2021
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Loomis Chaffee Boys

Loomis Chaffee Boys are from a boarding school in Windsor, CT. How to be one is quite simple: be an absolute dick head to women to make up for your small penis and closeted homosexuality. Additionally, you should try to be a double, if not, triple repeat; meaning you are a sophomore and 18. Preferably going for girls who are 3-5 years younger than you. Throw in a shitty mullet.
White Girl 1: Have you ever spoken to a Loomis Chaffee Boys?
White Girl 2: God no, I can't stand mullets and men who treat me like shit.
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Chamfer

Oddness itself
17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P
by Jenkski January 8, 2003
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