Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

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canoe juice

bruh why is there so much canoe juice at the bottom of this boat

by nigger123412 January 17, 2019

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An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.

Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.

by Swoods_e December 17, 2017

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A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.

Jorge cano likes to get pegged

Jorge cano tells Emily “pls spit on me”

by CountedBubble48 November 22, 2021

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The resulting byproduct of Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, once she's done pegging him with all her fury and frustration at Mike Pence.

Kamala went home, got stepped, & pegged the ever-mother-loving-fuck out of Doug until he was a dougout canoe.

by Sig63 October 08, 2020

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A Spanish person that looks white usually blonde hair blue eyes.

by Coco_Est_1972 July 30, 2022

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she’s a great friend and i love her!!! she’s v supportive and such. anyways love u girl🔐💗😘🍀⭐️🫶🏼

my bestfriend is ashley cano🫶🏼

by w🤟🫶🏼 May 28, 2022

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