douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023

Cano

A much who can build a house but can’t build a bench!

Omg he’s such a cano

by Jung kookie July 22, 2023

Douche Canoe

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.

That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.

by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023

Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.

Me and the boys are going snow canoeing later!

by Noname70 November 27, 2020

Tuna Canoe

The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.

Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.

by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021