Calien

A cat that is an alien

" I went to mars and seen a rare species called Calien

by Calien awakener December 19, 2024

Calimero punk

A subgenre of egg punk that is filled with references to the Italian cartoon series "Calimero". Picture a punkier version of Devo, but with eggshell helmets instead of energy domes and the overall attitude and behaviour of the cute black Italian chick.

Customer: Do you have any egg punk albums?
Record store cashier: Indeed, we do.
Customer: Do you have any Calimero punk albums?
Record store cashier: I don't think a genre like that exists.

by OhNo S. January 19, 2025

Calimero punk

Calimero punk or Cali-punk is a fake subgenre of the Devo inspired genre of punk rock called "egg punk" mixed with the references and attitude of the Italian cartoon series "Calimero", whom the titular character wears an eggshell for a hat. Hence the name of the genre.

In Italy, Egg punk is called "Calimero punk".

by OhNo S. January 20, 2025

Calosexual

A person whose sexual or romantic attraction is primarily driven by perceived beauty, regardless of gender or identity.

Beauty can be physical, expressive, aesthetic, or simply “something” that triggers attraction for them.

“I don’t really have a type or a preferred gender — if someone is beautiful to me, I’m attracted. I’m probably calosexual.”

by Plutonio January 18, 2026

Calisther

a person who does calisthenics will known as calisther

Every calisther knows: progress comes from consistency, not shortcuts

by Kayfi February 4, 2026

Calielle

A guy who thinks he can throw pocket sand at a shark and spin move the predators net

He’s such a calielle idk why we even brought him

by Pocket sand March 19, 2026

Calipeekaboo

When a couple pre plans secret public sex by measuring the circumference of the man's penis and cuts a hole in a beach towel to be used as cover while fucking on the beach for pleasure without being seen by other people.

Let's go do the Calipeekaboo!

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025