cake

to cake someone is to completely soak their body in sperm

i caked your grandmother last night

by gutter mind May 29, 2011

Caking

Caking means to have raw sex

"Damn, I hope my girl isn't pregnant, we were caking last night"

by Bamyamdamn November 08, 2016

cake

Any form of alcoholic beverages.
Can be used as noun or verb.

Lets get some cake.( lets get some alcohol). I'm so caked. ( I'm so drunk). Lets go on a cake run. ( lets go on a beer run) .

by rhomb August 06, 2006

cakes

"-cakes"

a suffix added to any adjective to make it cute or give it more style; its swagga is analogous to that of the prefix lol- added to any noun, as in lolcats or loltrain.

person 1: Hey, you wanna hang out tomorrow?
person 2: Sure, what time?
person 1: Iunno, how 'bout noon?
person 2: Nah, I got work 'til 3. How 'bout 3:30?
person 1: Fine by me.
person 2: Settledcakes.

person 1: Yo, check out my phat new beats! What do you think?
person 2: Wow, they sound greatcakes!

by flippinflyguy May 21, 2009

Cat Cake

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

by Mr. bubbles614 January 07, 2009

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 05, 2019

Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

by D1ngus March 21, 2022