keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.

I've been custard creaming girls 24/7

by Sissoko July 27, 2019

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash May 22, 2014

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019