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Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.
"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"
by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019
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General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.
by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.
Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.
by Strodum June 13, 2020
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custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.
"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali
by Rick Rollin April 30, 2008
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Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone
Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!
by custardlovr March 26, 2024
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Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.
My wife got glory custard all over the back.
by Grabsak Turninkov November 5, 2023
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