Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone
Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!
by custardlovr March 26, 2024
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custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank
He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.
by Dame Esme O'Ring October 03, 2022
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clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.
Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.
by Strodum June 14, 2020
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 July 15, 2017
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rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.
"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."
by Mingegash March 13, 2014
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custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...
God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!
by 99p Shop November 30, 2016
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piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss
she is a piss stained fuck custard
by bucket crutch 2 March 03, 2022
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