mid life crisis

when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.
bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.

look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*
by cluckingchocolate October 18, 2022
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Mid life Crisis

A period of time in someone middle or old age years where they want to be younger again.
Ruby is in her 40s and actually 14, I think she having a mid life crisis
by 459395 April 29, 2023
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Midlife Crisis

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline

For my pet genius

My head is like a lettuce
Go on and dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something

Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity

Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
What an inheritance
The salt and the Kleenex

Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back

A little discipline
A donor by habit

A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument

Midlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you

Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two

(Yeah)

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two
You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

Midlife Crisis
by Death Menace July 21, 2023
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pre-death crisis

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
by mommymilkers;) December 05, 2021
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ween crisis

(This is written by a woman)

A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.
Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me
by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023
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