ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Enzal1a June 9, 2025

King Crimson

I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, SO STOP ASKING ME.

A: "Yo bro do you know how king crimson works?"
B: "Kill yourself."

by Romanul_Rus April 30, 2024

Crimson

Crimson is the name of a non-binary lesbian that has an IQ equal to how many women they simp for

Oh my god, you’re such a Crimson!

by ileikbraed November 21, 2021

Crimson surrender

When you are about to have sex with a girl who is on her period and you do not want to get blood on your erect penis. So you use her already bloody tampon as a dildo to fuck the shit out of her. Literally.

Oh shit you're on your period? Can we do a crimson surrender instead? Thanks babe you're the best!

by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021

Crimson vow

When you fingerbang a lady on her period with your ring finger.

Brenda was on the rag last night but horny AF so we made a crimson vow before God.

by mastahjace December 2, 2021

crimson

cool guy

guy: yo whos dat person

guy2: thatscrimson

by boxeo December 3, 2021

King crimson

A man who likes to have sex with girls on their period

Oh its your on your period go sleep with that guy hes a huge king crimson

by Jojosispeak March 8, 2024