I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

james charles subscriber count

what subscribers?

hey have u heard of james charles subscriber count?
what subscriber count?

by project zorgo May 13, 2019

better count your money

You better get your shit straight before you jump that gun. Derived from the lyrics in the Bone Thugs song "Ghetto Cowboy."

Before you wife that, better count your money.

by dum dave in dc February 6, 2009

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 8, 2022

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008

A Count Named Slick-Brass

a steampunk farcity of "A Pimp Named Slick Back" from the Anime cartoon "The Boondocks". He is a steampunk playboy of sorts who's duties revolve mostly around "keeping his bitches in line". He is also notorious for flipping his hair back and forth.

A Count Named Slick-Brass is pretty awesome, but nowhere near as awesome as Lucretia.

by RoxanneDuBois November 6, 2010