when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
by ZipItGood April 1, 2011

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
by Carnage1106 June 27, 2011

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 5, 2010

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
by CJ Moose July 11, 2014

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
by dkin March 25, 2016
