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can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.
His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.
by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023
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Cereal box connection

When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.
Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?

Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.
by Thescallywagger April 6, 2015
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French Connection

A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.

A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.
John and Lisa gave their friend Samantha the French Connection.
by Peter Godly November 6, 2005
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connecticunucks

lonely people from cold area (e.g. connecticut
connecticunucks drink lots of hot chocolate
by pringdawg February 4, 2003
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conductor

A woman musician who works very hard with an musical ensemble to be recognize by the media.
Jill is a conductor who likes when the local press acknowledges her hard work with the symphony.
by violingeek July 26, 2011
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Revenue Collector

by Zoe February 21, 2005
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Connecticut

A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?

2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.

3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.

4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.

5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.

6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
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