Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.

Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"

by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010

Chaos Theatre

The new club that Gideon Graves attempted to open in Toronto before his untimely murder, it reeks of his 'personal touch'.

See Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour.

Gideon's Chaos Theatre is opening soon in Toronto - Random person.

by winefromthelilactree October 21, 2011

Chaos

The state of mind when player an 8-player game of ScreenCheat.

After the new update, Screencheat has become chaos

by lolzmon May 3, 2015

Chamisi

All around bad bitch. No nonsense legendary queen. Don’t try her. She stay cute and is a good friend. Mother of dragons in her free time, don’t over step your boundaries or you will be told to STFU.

Did you see Chamisi told that dum dum to STFU? Wow Chamisi is a flawless queen.

by thizzygrant January 23, 2018

Chamorro Road Block

When Guam locals decide to drive side by side at exactly the same slow speed making it absolutely impossible for anyone to pass.

Well shit!!! I'm stuck behind another Chamorro Road Block.

by Dirtydozens February 3, 2019

Chaos

It's what killed the dinosaurs.

JD: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling

by i dont use this account July 17, 2019

camos

Single ForEver, Nobody Will Date you.

I feel bad for HyJah she is Camos

by Alejandro Magnifico February 4, 2020