Turd burglar

When my dog sniffs the yard for rabbit poops...and eats them.

"Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" 🤭

by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025

sexual burglary

A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.

Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.

by bitchuck August 22, 2025

BIFAR BURGERED

When someone lathers you with ketchup and mustard and screams "Bring in Feyd and Rabban"

Last night I Bifar Burgered your sister.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

BIFAR BURGERED

When someone lathers another in ketchup and mustard and screams to "Bring in Feyd and Rabban"

Last night i Bifar Burgered your sisters weiner.

by F.Herbert September 2, 2025

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

by Aldo83 December 4, 2025