spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

dumpin’ me bumper

British slag meaning taking a shit

Person 1: what ye doin in der?
Person 2: I’m dumpin’ me bumper

by Ike_89 January 8, 2021

fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep

Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper

by Pool bound April 12, 2021

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples

"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."

by assman000 September 15, 2025