hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Raw Bumper

A sex act involving a group of dry masturbating gentlemen and or gentleladies where upon the completion of climax fist bumps between group members abound.

Kevin, Connor, Matt and Isak, sampling a fine sherry, did the raw bumper into the night. In the morning, their hands and fists were equally tired.

by DoubleDutchRudder May 19, 2018

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009

bumper knuckle

slang word for fisting

i cant walk after being bumper knuckled.

by daddy2272727 May 19, 2017

Nick-nacks on the bumper

Small scratches on the car, specifically on the bumper. It’s an Uptown New York slang that I just learned.

For sure I’ll have some nick-nacks on the bumper, it’s my first car.

by kbilgek September 3, 2023

bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

by chanel182 March 8, 2009