Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:
a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...
b) I will take verbal abuse for change
among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.
These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.
They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?
Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.
Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010
Get the Berkeley bummug. A characteristic tightness and or plumpness which a woman's (or man's) bum displays upon observation. This particular type of bum will instantly imprint an image of a tight, lubricated and hot bum in the viewers mind upon observation.
Jody: "Keith!, Keith are you listening!?"
Keith: "Sorry, I couldn't help thinking about your bum, it's a smiggle bum!"
*Jody slaps keith and walks away
Keith: "Sorry, I couldn't help thinking about your bum, it's a smiggle bum!"
*Jody slaps keith and walks away
by niveartline December 19, 2008
Get the Smiggle Bummug. refers to a person who's sense of style and fashion maybe disorderly, nonsensical and random, but still nontheless looks cool, fashionable and in-style.
by Joje Marie F. Reyes December 13, 2008
Get the bum chicmug. Bitch with no job, and no life and no future. Spends all day running her mouth and causing drama instead of getting a job to take care of her kid(s). Refuses to let her kids father see his kid unless he is sleeping with/dating her. Throws a temper tantrum like a 2 year old when she doesn't get her way. So pathetic her kids father(s) have to pretend to be in a relationship with her so that she lets him/them see their kid(s) and she actually believes them. Obsesses over her kids fathers girlfriends because she can't be them. Will always be the "other" bitch
by Fact sharer May 27, 2015
Get the Bum bitchmug. A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008
Get the futon bummug. one of the many legendary bums of hoboken, nj. he gets his name from his tall, lanky appearance, and having hair and a beard as long as to resemble jesus christ himself. he is usually found wandering around the palisades (a.k.a the trails) or seen loitering around the mcdonalds on 3rd and washington st. rumours have it that his first name is "bob" and he totally lost it from an overdose of scooby doo acid back in the seventies.
eeyyyoo, you know where jesus the bum at? we want to get some booze from mohammed's.
nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
by rickrock May 26, 2008
Get the jesus the bummug. by Redeeris October 7, 2010
Get the Bum Doughmug.