carte blanc

term to describe the short-term separation of a set of lovers. when 'carte blanc' is called by either person, both of the people in the relationship are free to do whatever, and more so whoever, they wish. it is different from 'talking time off' or a separation, break-up, etc... in that the possibility of negative consequences are slim.

My girlfriend called carte blanc this week, so I can have fun fucking whoever I want, and she will do the same.

by touchmystone June 24, 2009

off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad

"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"

by J Benefit November 19, 2007

benny blanco

the action of dragging one's freshly shaven scrotum across a bald man's head or a forehead.

See also; tea bagging.

"i want to give you a smooth benny blanco."

"Poor Brian was sleeping when Jeff gave him a benny blanco and finished it off with a trojan helmet."

by scott'eh January 26, 2009

Blanchard

A white person. Like seriously white. Pale, pasty, Caucasian; white.

You're pretty Blanchard today, you feeling okay?

You like Starbucks and county music? You Blanchard.

by TheDoctasTardis July 2, 2017

Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

The Balance

The ratio between girls and boys in an event; such as a party. The best ratio to have is 1:1. However, if the balance is going to become unbalanced then the ratio must have more girls than boys.

Dude, the party last night was awesome because we each had our own girl. The balance was perfect!!!!

by Wildcard! November 29, 2010

Belancin

The act of inserting ones penis into another's ear. This is also known as fucking ones brains out.

Nick gave me a belancin.

by Mistah Gingahbread January 10, 2009