Bryan

The most Racist human being behind Adolf Hitler

Nigga #1: Hey I think Jamal is the most racist
Nigga #2: nah its Bryan

by 1Unknownkaioshin December 27, 2023

Bryan

The guys who’s always acts like he’s high(he’s not) and will either ruin your day or make your day

Bryan is drawing shit on my paper again!

by Bryansfriend? March 2, 2022

Bryan

Bryan is a dude who's always wrong. But he thinks he's always right.

You're so wrong you're like a Bryan.

by The realestest slim shady February 17, 2023

bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.

omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

The Bryan

When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.

*The boys are having a fire*

Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”

*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*

The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”

by Chills125 April 17, 2020

Bryan

The best friend you can ever ask for he will help u with anything u go through and most of the time he gone through it too.he’s really sus tho.BUT HES MY BRO FOREVER

Me:Yoo Bryan
Him:yo wys u alr

by J_kub March 31, 2022

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023