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Brown Paddle Award 

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.
Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

Brown Lantern 

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.
Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
Brown Lantern by 0face! July 19, 2010

Brown Pontiac 

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.
Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.
Brown Pontiac by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010
A type of chocolate. Typically one that Wilbur Soot wants to “fuck”, and think is “sexy”.
“I wanna fuck the brown m&m!” - Wilbur spot during a stream

Take You Down To Brown Town 

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.
You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby

knees up mother brown 

national anthem of cockneyland
aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc