Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

by The-V June 29, 2015

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

Stink Breakfast

To go directly out for food right after a party early in the morning.
To wake up in your clothes and going out for food without showering or doing other hygiene activities. Participants may sometimes smell of alcohol from the night before or B.O. from not bathing in many hours.

Yo, after the party just crash at my house so we can go out for stink breakfast.

by Corbon Deoxide June 3, 2008

subcontinental breakfast

To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.

I can't finish this Madras.

No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.

by mick travis October 19, 2009

Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.

"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"

by Cold1s January 21, 2010