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brazilian handshake

Its when a latin chick wacks u off with one of her hands squeezing your balls.
Last summer, I visited South America and this Brazilian woman gave me the brazilian handshake .
by Jackm E. Pleez May 30, 2009
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brazillian

An extremely high number, often cited by people of a less than average intelligence.
Man: There must have been a brazillian of them!
by D3stri July 15, 2006
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brazilian blister

When you are performing anal sex on a girl, and notice she has a pimple/blister/zit on the inside of her ass crack, you do her until the pimple/blister/zit pops. After doing so you suck the puss out of it. Delicious.
Mmmmhmmm i just gave your sister a brazilian blister and it tasted great!
by brazilianbrett April 6, 2007
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Brazillian gloss

A line of haircare products available to stylists and for home use. Also a recent quandary on my FaceBook page.
"Did you see that hair?" "He must be using BRAZILLIAN GLOSS"
by Salient1503 April 20, 2010
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Brazilian Jackhammer

for males the act of masturbating using both his feet instead of his hands. in a modified indian style sitting position, the sole of both foot goes over the penis as it were the hands. the male individual will then commence pleasuring himself until the end result is satisfied.
Having both his arms amputated, Carlos discovered the Brazilian Jackhammer was his best bet to getting off.
by ChinoHD October 8, 2010
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Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese

A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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Brazillian Bongos

When a female grabs the males penis and proceeds to smack if off her tits repeatedly, producing a drumlike sound resembling a bongo.
Last night Dria was giving gimpy the brazillian bongos when gimpy burst out into song.
by D-rape July 7, 2006
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