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Cooter Bootin'

When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.
"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"
by dormitimus November 25, 2009
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Double Boston Shot Glass

Just like the Boston Shot glass: where a bloke jizz's into two shot glasses and one is inserted in her vagina and the other shot glass is inserted into the arsehole of your partner.
G: Hey Bakes, I gave your grand mother a double boston shot glass.

B: Really?

G: Yeah! I didn't know she could say cheers.
by Fidy Quid August 7, 2010
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Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck

A sexual encounter, typically in public and typically between two males, wherein the couple frot (rub) against each other until one or both of the parties reach orgasm. Mutual hand Jobs are also acceptable, as long as the majority of the clothes stay on, the encounter happens in a secluded public place. Named after Boston, 'cause, really, what else are you gonna do there besides fuck and go to sporting events?
Gentleman A: I do say Wilberforce, you're looking rather dashing this evening

Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?

Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?

Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.
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Boston tea party

The act of an American boy ejaculating onto a British girl's vagina, also known as 'yanking on her harbour'.
It's been a little monotonous in the bedroom lately so just as I was reaching my vinegar strokes I pulled out and re-enacted the Boston tea party!
by monkeyslut16 October 20, 2011
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Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
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Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.
Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...
by Hinkle March 23, 2008
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Boston Tea Farty

When a man tea bags, or lays his testicles on a woman's anus, he then instructs her to pass gas, making a ripple sensation on the scrotum.
"My balls are hurting. I could really use a nice Boston Tea Farty right about now.
by Young Stinny March 4, 2009
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