Yesterday when I was sick I sneezed in my girlfriends vagina. Now she has one heck of a booger hollow!
by Brenda Staines October 19, 2017
Get the booger hollow mug.The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)
Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018
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Get the turkey booger mug.Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.
Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014
Get the Booger burn mug.Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
by Jurmy February 8, 2020
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