boat of confidence

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship

Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam

by captaincock April 15, 2015

jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"

"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)

by JDAM! July 8, 2010

Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.

I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.

by King Butthole October 11, 2019

Slave Boating

1. When more people are in a car than there are seats for.

2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.

3. Having an over-crowed car.

4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.

Sine we only have one car, we will be slave boating it.

by inkybuz July 13, 2011

Boat the Scrote

When you motorboat a mans ball sack.

We hooked up last night bro and I asked her to boat the scrote.

by Bigdaddy_Red March 7, 2015

shrimp boat

A term to describe the acrid smell of a nasty bitches vagina.

Sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

tuna boat

sloppy, floppy, pussy that hasn't been washed so it smells like rotten fish.

close your legs i can smell your tuna boat

by fuzznips March 22, 2010