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Blinge

When a ginger PAL wants to turn blonde, after mixing the dye with their haircolour, the result is blinge.
Alriiiiight pal, you're so blinge!
by b3nni3boi November 6, 2011
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Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"
by Brookelynncrooks June 19, 2016
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Bling Blang Ross

A cat that walks on two legs and fails to die
did Bling Blang Ross just fucked that spider?!?!?
by Yona Son Of Sandra November 23, 2021
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Bling bling bash

A bling bling bash referees to a saying based off the character bling bling from the game no more time on Roblox. The bash part means a fight.
Those two are fighting each other they are having a bling bling bash!
by Murphophy July 15, 2025
mugGet the Bling bling bashmug.

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
mugGet the Jingle Blingmug.

Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019
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