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Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.
Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time
by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005
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Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.
by Tarrarę March 16, 2021
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San Clemente Sand Blaster

It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
by Uncle Teeler April 13, 2019
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003
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tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.
Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."
by sicksicky445 March 8, 2011
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early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens
"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.
by JaneS September 25, 2006
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Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)
my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.
by Hupman December 30, 2011
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