biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

sperm biscuit

a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.

susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom

by D. hoff March 16, 2004

Noob Biscuit

A variation of the term "noob."

"Carl just killed his own teammate!"
"What a noob biscuit!"

by The B Man November 7, 2007

hot in the biscuit

really worked up over; excited

Even though it was pouring outside, he got all hot in the biscuit to go out.

by xman212 July 13, 2007

Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit

by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 7, 2005

whisker biscuit

Female genitalia

I bet you she's got a damn good-lookin whisker biscuit when she takes those little panties off.

by Claude Henry Smoot November 27, 2002

ninja biscuit

when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. Then throw it, shout NINJA BISCUITTTTT! and run under a table.

only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.

*Mathew spills tea*
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM

by piginaaa September 4, 2009