Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.
by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017
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Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!
by shlemmy von farplestein May 27, 2017
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by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017
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Get the boston blaster mug.The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.
by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018
Get the Cunt Bastering mug.When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
by Limbodancer November 4, 2018
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