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believant 

Believe in ants in your food! Free protine!
Food is believant
believant by Spookystack May 7, 2018

beliffable 

When you meet a boy who you think is the one.
That boy is such a beliffable, i thinks he's the one.
beliffable by beliffable May 23, 2018

Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

Belieberism 

The belief that Justin Bieber is a song angel sent down from heaven and that spiritual enlightenment can only be achieved through listening to his music.
Why is that bitch so bieber crazy? She is always listening to his music. Haven't you heard?? No, what? She converted to belieberism.
Belieberism by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018
The powerful, competent adult on the surface belied the lifelong struggle with the silly man child/girl child underneath the surface of the skin. The one that always tried to turn everyone else into the man child/ girl child, or the 40 year old adolescent.
Belied by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
The powerful, confident official on the surface with the suit and tie belied the the struggle with the man child/girl child underneath his/her skin.
Belied by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021