Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

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Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

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Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.

Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.

by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022

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Been Been

A person who has BEEN being their authentic self , someone who is very good at their personal talents, style , and way of life.

1.) I’m really her 💅🏾Been that bitch been that girl BEEN BEEN !

3.)Them : omg I like your whole vibe you are dope! I

You : Thank you love , BEEN BEEN !

by Mrs.BEEN BEEN April 1, 2022

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