Baltimore

The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.

That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

baltimore bays soccer

only the best fucking soccer club ever

the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer

by BananaHammock Jonas July 1, 2005

Baltimore Mob

Baltimore - City with the highest Murder rate in America.

Mob - A group/gang of people who love to Slob the Knobs of other people from their own gang.

Balitmore Mob - A knob slobbing group of murders from America.

He's a dangerous member of the Balimore Mob.

by Keller Zenderle October 28, 2004

balltag

The act of forcing a group of individuals to run around and play tag with the starting tagger being squirrel tapped; while the other individuals run. The only way to tag one is through squirrel tapping.

Kurt likes to make people play balltag for alcohol.

by Chad November 13, 2004

Baltimore Lutheran School

Baltimore Lutheran is a co-education, parochial school located in Towson, Maryland. It is associated with the Lutheran Church Missouri-Synod (LCMS), being operated by an association of local Lutheran congregations. Consequently, students are required to take religion classes for each year enrolled at the school, as well as participate in weekly chapel services. Although many of the students are Lutheran, the school admits people from all Christian denominations.

The student body is aproximately 500 students in grades 6 - 12. Despite its small size, BLS is able to offer a large variety of classes and extracurricular activities. Both its girls' and boys' sports teams are competitive in the demanding IAAM and MIAA leagues. During the 2006 - 2007 school year, the girls' track team won their forth consecutive "B" conference championship; and the girls' lacrosse team one their second consecutive "C" conference championship. The girls' volleyball, boys' cross-country, boys' soccer, girls' field hockey, girls' indoor soccer, and girls' basketball teams were also successful; all of them made it deep into the playoffs.

Baltimore Lutheran School is commonly referred to as BLS or B-lu. Go Saints!

by B-Lu rocks July 3, 2007

Baltimore

the best city in all of maryland. we have some scary parts but everyone here has some type of family. you may bash on bmore but no other city comes close. everyone i know has either lived or been to the harbor, camden yards, or m&t bank stadium. this city is universal. and its a big tourist attraction.you go to the harbor. and go to phillips. or the aquarium.. this is the best place on earth

baltimore is better than any city ever

by hockeygirlbmore April 28, 2009

Baltimore Beatdown

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown

I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget

by ESTUBADEDO November 16, 2004