Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009

Chav-baiting

Verb, a sport, to bait a chav. To do anything you canto provoke a particularly irritating chav, until you finally annoy the fuck out of them and go completely mental, (usually done for entertainment purposes). Best done via the internet or text, so there is no risk of injury, although in person is also fun. Can only be done by a non-chav.

Friend: wyut? (:
Me: chav-baiting hehe ^^
Friend: lmao, yayy xD

Chav: u lil emo fagot, ill fuckn bang u!!11!!11
Me: ...win :D

by lalalala(: December 2, 2010

beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

bajing

ba'jing

1. an exclamation after an insult, like ba-zing.
2. to fuck.
3. the male genitalia.
4. to ejaculate. also see skeet.

1. "Joe, you're such a fucktard! Bajing!"
2. "Hey Brian, I bajinged your sister last night!"
-or-
"Greg seems a little too happy. He must have been bajinged in the butt over the weekend."
3. "STFU Zwiers before I give you a swift kick to the bajing!"
4. "Ugh! I just got bajing all over myself..."

by JoelToTheJ April 29, 2005

Pillow-biting sword swallower

An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (swallows of course).

"You stupid pillow-biting sword swallower!"

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007

biting pillow

Another word for pillow biting: rough anal sex. Typically a phrase describing the act of man-on-man gay sex, doggystyle notably; where a guy is on all fours and is getting pounded in the ass, the sheer force and agony of this is causing him to bite down on the pillow.

I tell ya, sometimes going to the dentist is worse than biting pillow.

by BLACK'S THE NAME March 5, 2011