Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022

im going to the bathroom

when a girl says im going to the bathroom she is having a mental breakdown and dosent want people to see.

Girl 1: im going to the bathroom
Girl 2: Im gonna go check on her
*Everyone that cant go to the girls bathroom is left confused

by seb.periodt April 12, 2023

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017

4th floor bathroom

The place where all the kids go for some fun! like a little bit of nic as well as the place where the party starts

Let’s go for the 4th floor bathroom

by nicotine February 22, 2020

Chipotle Bathroom Party

When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.

Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.

(Both men crouch over toilet)

by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019

high school bathrooms

the one place where you will find fight clubs, drug deals, nic fiends and even people fucking dancing. the only things in these places you wont find, however is the toilet paper, the stall doors and the soap

"bro I went to the high school bathrooms and someone wrote something on the wall with smeared shit"

by Raw Challenge Cone February 26, 2023

Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."

"Im going to the bathroom real quick."

by TomKVideo December 30, 2008