An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
by Tatereater July 10, 2010
The most awesome melee weapon in an apocalypse! The most awesome melee weapon in the apocalypse! Can have nails or barbed wire around the bat o make it way more effective!
by Draziwagnahcimhceht April 17, 2015
Slang; referring to a girl who attends baseball games for the purpose of getting with one (or more) of the players. Usually players are evaluated based on performance in baseball but looks are important. Derivative of "puck slut" which is the same definition for hockey players.
by kitty6369 August 22, 2011
A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"
by JakeAndConnor's word for you! April 30, 2011
After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.
by steakfries August 27, 2008
Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
"Your phone is ringing."
"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
by RikkiPG December 04, 2007
by someone March 18, 2004