Spiked Bat

The most awesome melee weapon in an apocalypse! The most awesome melee weapon in the apocalypse! Can have nails or barbed wire around the bat o make it way more effective!

Mikey slammed the Spiked Bat into the zombies head.

by Draziwagnahcimhceht April 16, 2015

Bat-Yam

A small city in Israel that is a part of The Merkaz metropolis largely inhabited by Arsim and known for it's Arsim culture.

Despite the tasty Falafel and Shauwarma caution is advised as those creatures are unpredictable and may cause mild headache.

Ars 1: Lets go to Bat-Yam our sweet sweet home!

by MadMadM December 4, 2010

Orphan Bat

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.

When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

Bat Bunny

Slang; referring to a girl who attends baseball games for the purpose of getting with one (or more) of the players. Usually players are evaluated based on performance in baseball but looks are important. Derivative of "puck slut" which is the same definition for hockey players.

"Man, Linda is such a bat bunny she's always at games with her friends watching the boys play"

by kitty6369 August 24, 2011

fungo bat

After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.

I damn near blinded the bitch using the fungo bat

by steakfries October 16, 2008

Bat Phone

Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!

"Your phone is ringing."

"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."

by RikkiPG December 31, 2007

kinder bat

someone new to the goth scene

"I saw a lot of kinder bats last week at the Rocky Horror Picture Show production."

by someone March 18, 2004