Soil Bandit

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

Rim Bandit

One who spends to much time playing skyrim that they see everyday objects as items from the game.

Rim Bandit: hey doesn't that buttercup look like the dragons tongue flower?

Me: your such a Rim Bandit

by Buttcrack September 17, 2012

time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

Foot Bandit

The fantasies of ones sexual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable lust sex for any feet around the being.

I got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the fuck out of my toes. At that point I knew he was nothing more than a corrupted Foot Bandit

by MyDadHitsMe July 1, 2017

crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017

My Banking Details

His Banking details to access to his money that he needs

Bono : I don’t have access you my banking

Finn : ahhh I am sorry, I also don’t have access to your banking either .
Freckles : Hey Starfire do you have access you have access to Bono’s bank details ?
Starfire : Nope , why would have It ? It has got to be here somewhere ? Just look for it
Finn : I have access to my bank details
Freckles : dammit Bono you are not very smart

Bono : guys !! I can’t help being a gold fish!
Starfire : that’s an understatement
Finn : I am going to the gym

Guys ! I don’t know my Banking details to access my money,

Guy 2 : You poor bastard

by nogarDregniG May 15, 2019

Fanny bandit

Another way of saying fuckboy

This kids such a Fanny bandit

by Hippotankus June 6, 2019