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marching band

its you social life and when the season is over u have to find things to do its also....the coolest sport u could ever imagine to be in......which ppl rarely ever pay attention to which just shows us that half the ppl cant even handle the hard work we put into it... if ur not in marching band u couldnt last one day on the field
Hey sally can you come over this weekend? oh i'm sorry i have marching band followed by a show
dude look at the jocks i think they are going to pass out
by bob May 27, 2004
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band geek

A band geek by definition is:
1. A person who calls the band hall their second home.
2. Has the ability to play 5 or more instruments.
3. Participates in musicals, ignoring the long hours of torture, but enjoying it thoroughly.
4. Dates other band geeks.
5. Has no problem repeating things.
6. Has no problem repeating things.
7. Will skip other classes to be in the band.
8. Are always happy, or appear to be, no matter how bad things get.
9. Are the coolest people in school.
10. Are always having fun, through playing, dating, having sex, etc...
11. 200 times better than "orch dorks" and "choir queers" combined, and they know it.
The band geek appears to be a normal student... Until they enter the band hall...
by Joey Blanchette May 17, 2005
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Band Games

Games played on the football (or other) field that make sense to band members and no one else, or are used as an irritant for band directors.
After a light rain when the field is slightly damp and other band games are exhausted, some band kids play the Art Band Game: they shuffle their feet around the field to make outlines of vulgar sentences and pictures that the band directors can see when standing at the top of the stands.

Favored types of art are things such as ovaries or penises.
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Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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Baked Deuce

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.
by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011
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Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.
Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.
by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011
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bandaid solution

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved
bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow
by PSloth March 29, 2015
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