A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.
Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.
Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"
Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"
by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022
Get the Wedgewood Banditsmug. by Andy WM September 30, 2007
Get the Sandy Banditmug. Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*
"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."
Victim: ...
Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."
Victim: ...
Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
by marinade August 15, 2010
Get the time banditmug. by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006
Get the snatch banditmug. by spicymince February 5, 2004
Get the ass banditmug. (n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.
Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.
by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012
Get the Beard Banditmug. by ICEsmoke May 2, 2014
Get the Dirtbox Banditmug.