American Burrito 

The process of puking into a soft tortilla

my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!

American Burrito by jmzizzle November 6, 2011

bed burrito 

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.

As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.

bed burrito by weangel November 24, 2013

space burrito 

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.

Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.

space burrito by hotsource November 2, 2014

Zesty Cheeto Burrito 

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.

I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese

Zesty Cheeto Burrito by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017

Five Dollar Burrito 

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.

1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!

Five Dollar Burrito by t_doffing August 11, 2009

couch burrito 

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

couch burrito by giselle January 22, 2011

Flying burrito 

The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito

Bro, Gertrude came over last night and I gave her the ‘flying burrito’

Flying burrito by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 3, 2018