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Bobby Long 

Bobby Long is an independent singer/songwriter. Bobby was born in Calne, Wiltshire, England and has been playing the guitar since he was a teenager.

Bobby first came to prominence in 2008 when the song "Let Me Sign," which was written by Bobby and another brilliant musician, Marcus Foster, was featured in the international blockbuster, "Twilight".

According to Bobby, his music sounds like a crash in the woods when its raining.

As of Spring 2009, Bobby is working on an EP and has released two songs "Left to Lie" and "Being a Mockingbird (Live)" to be purchased on iTunes. You can sometimes spot Bobby Long in London, carrying a half-drank bottle of beer, cigarettes, and a guitar. If you see him, say "Hello" and ask him what his favourite swear-word is.
Yes, Bobby Long is made of sex, but watching Twimoms drool over him in public is more than slightly nauseating.
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Bobby McPrescott 

Bobby McPrescott is a term used to describe a person that tends to be whiney or high-maintenence. It can technically be used to describe a female, but most scholars generally view this as incorrect.

This word is derived from a song by group x. In context, the word was used in a mocking tone by Hashmir who was reprimanding a kid, this Bobby McPrescott (actually Blade from the band), who was complaining about physical ailments because (as Hashmir deduced) he failed to eat enough cheese to be healthy.
The excerpt in question from Group X - Cheese:

Bobby: All the kids at Eddie's are sayin' my bones are astrew, and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck.

Hashmir: Oh, oh its right Bobby McPrescott. You know you're not eating a lot of cheese thats why. You're supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something.
Bobby McPrescott by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005

Bobby Mcferrin 

Bobby Mcferrin is a jazz-influenced a cappella vocal performer and conductor. He made one of the greatest songs ever Don't Worry, Be Happy.
I listened to Bobby Mcferrin's Don't Worry, Be Happy when i was making sweet passionate love.
Bobby Mcferrin by A.Sweetin' April 15, 2008

Bobby Shmurda 

Bobby Smurda is a rapper who loves to shmoney dance. He is popular for a religion named Shmurdism and is in prison for our sins. Also a popular name for kahoot.
I bust a shmoney dance, now she on my dick.
-Bobby Shmurda

Bobby Bones

The Ryan Seacrest of Austin TX. He has his own radio show, is one of MEtelevisions' music personalities, has his own local late night show and was recently in the movie "WILL"

His real name is Bobby Estell, not Bobby Bones.
Tune in to the Bobby Bones Show on 96.7KISS FM 6-10!
Bobby Bones by BBSfan May 6, 2008

Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush
"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"
Bobby Johnson by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Bobby Bowden Curse

refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.
Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"
Bobby Bowden Curse by Pocahonta$$$ November 13, 2011