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Bleach is a cleaning detergent.

Bleach is also an anime/manga series that steals from Naruto, but it is still relatively good.

The plot is some orange-haired kid named Ichigo who discovers a flat-chested girl named Rukia, and gets some crazy powers, called Shinigami powers.

Rukia gets kidnapped by her crazy older brother but not older brother, Byakuka, and gets locked in a tower and does virtually nothing for like, a hundred chapters.

Ichigo, and a bunch of other people, go to save Rukia. Turns out some talking cat is actually a woman who wears a safety-glow orange top!

Then, apparently, there's this plot about going to a hollow world or something like that after they save Rukia, but I didn't read far enough, since I found the series utterly boring and the best part was No Name or whatever the hell that big-nosed hollow was called.

It contains a wonderful cast of characters, including the Hunny and Mori (OHHC) of the Soul Society, a hollow that enjoys raping people, a girl with an amazingly large chest, and emo kid who sews and is so not gay and a man who resembles an oreo cookie except ugly as hell, no where near reaching Zetsu's (Naruto) level of attractiveness or coolness. In passing, this oreo man acts like even more of a pedophile than the Mori of the Soul Society.

Watch Bleach if you want a cast of characters that pretty good, a plot that drags out incredibly long and if you want to see ridiculously fake injuries.

Read if you want the raping hollow (who is horribly tuned down in the anime) and yet again, good cast of characters and overly long plot.
Person1: People only like Bleach because of the big boobs and hot Shinigami.

Person2: NOOOOOOO! TEH PLOT IS SO AWESOOOOOOOME.

Person1: Suuuuuuuuuuure.
by >:{D January 14, 2008
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Bleach

That stuff you drink when you are a weeaboo (waboo) it also is a good way to almost kill yourself to get on the news and see if you can find your dad.

some people use it to clean.
That video was so trash ima drank som bleach!
by that dank ginger February 7, 2017
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Bleach

When the white man takes over and often causes the downfall of a person, place, or thing.

Comes from the fact that bleach makes clothes white.

To Bleach, Bleached, Bleaching
"Hey remember when rap used to actually mean something before it got bleached?"

"You call this crap HOT PEPPER SAUCE? Yeah, maybe for some cracker in Georgia! This hot sauce has been seriously bleached!"

"That's not how you play basketball! Who let those white boys in? They're bleaching the team!"
by teh 1337W422102 November 2, 2005
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blabber mouth

When a person is tossing salad (eating out someone's ass) and the recipient farts into the other person's mouth. An awful mouthfull of gaseous fecal matter!
Tom was eating Joe's ass when Joe gave Tom a blabber mouth! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
by Ira Goldbaum May 20, 2010
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blabbo

a word that can mean anything you want. - used mainly by the trinity school massiv in shirley
'shit its the blabbo's'
'ahh mate that is blabbo!'
'you blabboing blabboer!'
-the examples are endless
by charlie taylor May 1, 2005
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BLAB

Acronym/abbreviation for "Bawling Like A Baby". The next LOL. See FLAB.
"I am deeply touched by your kindness...BLAB."
by Infinite Monkeys October 26, 2011
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Bleachable Moment

A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.
That time I crapped my pants while taking an oral exam was a truly bleachable moment in my life.
by Wonton2 October 18, 2014
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